In Terms Of Service - Never Vicious Enough

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There are no two ways about servitude towards the almighty Giant Crab. This is not a weekend hobby. We do not lose ground the whole work week just to pick up the scraps on Saturday. Those of us who long for the Year of Proliferation do not appreciate this lack of involvement. I do not uphold this blog for my health. This constructive guide I create here has actually helped in the deteriation of my health. A small price to pay to Giant Crab. I do not claim to be a martyr, nor do I expect or acknowledge pity. I only wish you to understand what commitment to Giant Crab means. You need not ignore family and friends, we as a whole would like you to get them involved. Children must be reached at a young age. For those parents who believe it is too late for their child or teenager to begin understanding and helping Giant Crab, we ask you to show the tenacity of our magnificent crab. Be like him and help them understand, if you are not with Giant Crab, you are against him. While it hurts to lose the ones we love, when the Year of Proliferation comes, any who are non-adjusted will be left behind. Giant Crab will aide in the abandonment of your children as they are destroyed like the rest. Speaking from first hand experience, witnessing Giant Crab slaughter your own flesh and blood is far better than seeing them stand defiantely in protest of the eternal Giant Crab. All wounds heal with time, and while some wretched muckrakers might say this is 'barbaric' and 'insane', those who have stood in Giant Crab's presence and have done his bidding can tell you the true meaning of tutelage. Tonight at the dinner table, talk to your family and please, remind them...
A VOTE FOR GIANT CRAB IS A VOTE FOR A BIGGER CRAB